Top 5 revolutionary surgical interventions

In Marbella, was completes the first palate transplant in Spain.

This kind of operation is being practicated since 2004 in USA, Germany and Hong Kong.

Some month ago the world was surprised by the first face transplant in the world.

Now, we have the exclusive of the top 5 new revolutionary surgical interventions:

1.- Heterolog Appendix Transplant:
This intervention lets you stay in your house twice: one in the transplant and the second, the next time you have appendicitis.

2.- Hallux Valgus (bunion) Transplant:
Good in case you are perfect and you feel uncomfortable with that. This is an instant cure of the brand new "perfection syndrome".

3.- Varicose Veins Implants (VVI):
Really useful in women with big menstrual blood losses. This NeoVarices will act like a blood reservoir. This is only a temporary benefit, until menopause, in that moment, the situation is the opposite: women stop menstruating in order to fill the varices.

4.- Cellulitis implant (on the varices):
This is a successful intervention that has been proved to work fine, but scientifics are finding out what is it useful for...

5.- Hemorrhoids Implants:
They are the external and reductible type of hemorrhoids that lets the patient put' em inside with his own finger everytime the hemorrhoids pops outside. This is a treatment indicated in special cases of "boredness" like an entertainment.

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